I am an unpopular electric eel in a pool of catfish.
Edward Hopper’s Office in a Small City.
Hopper has always been one of my favourite artists because of the compelling way he can present the beauty and sadness of the loneliest aspects of American life. It is the modern American painting and modern American life.
fyeahhistorymajorheraldicbeast:
This happened to a colleague of mine, a fellow history tutor.
“LET’S START IN THE YEAR 1787”
Source: fyeahhistorymajorheraldicbeast
Batman went Corporate.
Jibubot!!!!
- (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
- Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
- (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
- Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
- Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
- (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
- Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
- Oh god, this is me.
Source: notalwaysright.com
I wish I had a pet falcon.
How awesome would it be to walk around town with a falconing glove and then when someone gives you a weird look, you can just raise your arm into the sky and CALL YOUR PET FALCON.
Wolverine’s proposed curriculum.
This is my life philosophy.
Seek first the virtues of the mind; and other things either will come, or will not be wanted
I don’t think I’d trust Alexander Hamilton here…
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